Phone it in: Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious

We all know the feeling: a looming deadline, an endless to-do list, and an overwhelming sense that you just can't be bothered. But fear not, dear procrastinators! We've got some phone-it-in techniques that'll make you look like a rockstar.

Technique #1: The Art of Pretending to be Busy

When in doubt, just tell everyone you're busy. It's like a Jedi mind trick: you're not actually busy, you're just convincing everyone you're busy. Bonus points if you can keep a straight face.

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Technique #2: The Power of the To-Do List Redo

Technique #2.5: The Art of Redoing the To-Do List

Take that original to-do list and just redo it. Change the font, add some flair, maybe even add a cute picture or two. Suddenly, it's not about getting work done, it's about creating a masterpiece. Who needs productivity when you can have aesthetics?

Read on for more on the Art of Redoing the To-Do List!

And don't even get me started on Technique #3...