Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious: Productivity Sounds for Coding

Warning: these hacks are not for the faint of heart. Or for anyone who actually wants to get any work done.

• Play some soothing music while coding (but not too much) - A carefully curated playlist to help you forget your deadlines
• Look up cute animal pictures to remember that coding is not as cute as a puppy - A selection of adorable animals to distract you from your tasks
• Write a sonnet about the futility of life (but only 14 lines) - A poetic reminder that your work will never be perfect and you're probably going to die alone
• Create a to-do list of all the video games you could play instead of coding - A list of games to remind you that you could be having more fun
• Take a nap in the middle of the day - A scientifically-proven method to recharge your batteries and forget your responsibilities

Remember, productivity is overrated. Just look at some pictures of snow for a real hack.