Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious

Chapter 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

Learn the ancient art of doing nothing, a lost art that will make you the most efficient procrastinator in the room.

Discover the secrets of the 4-hour workday

Master the advanced techniques of power napping

Chapter 2: The Power of Distraction

Find the perfect balance between work and leisure time with our expert tips on video game marathons, cat videos, and social media scrolling.

Learn how to distract yourself to death

Binge-watch your way to productivity

Chapter 3: The Art of Multitasking

Do multiple things at once without actually accomplishing anything with our expert guide to multitasking.

Multitask like a pro (or a novice)

Understand why doing nothing is a multiple task