Also known as 'The Faux Productivity Method', this technique involves creating the illusion of productivity while actually doing nothing.
Step 1: Set up a fancy coffee machine in your home office. The more expensive and complicated, the better.
Step 2: Create a 'To-Do List' that is entirely comprised of tasks you'll never actually do, but look impressive on paper.
Step 3: Use a fancy pen to write out your 'Action Plan' on a whiteboard or chalkboard. The more illegible, the better.
Step 4: Set a timer for 25 minutes and pretend to work furiously during that time. Take breaks every 25 minutes to refresh your coffee and admire your handiwork.
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