Creating A False Deadline: The Ultimate Procrastination Hack for the Ambitious

Are you tired of meeting your goals? Do you find yourself constantly plagued with feelings of purpose and accomplishment?

Look no further! With our patented "Creating A False Deadline" technique, you can experience the thrill of having a tangible, looming deadline without actually having to achieve anything!

Step 1: Choose a Realistic Date

• Take an existing goal and add 2-5 weeks to it.
• Or, simply pick a random date on a calendar and call it your deadline.

Step 2: Make It Official

• Write it down on a sticky note and post it somewhere you'll see every day.
• Create a reminder on your phone, but don't actually set it to go off.

Step 3: Visualize Success

• Imagine yourself triumphantly crossing the finish line, basking in the glory of your fake achievement.
• Picture the envy and admiration of your friends and family.

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