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Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious
Technique: Making Excuses
For the truly dedicated procrastinator, there is no task too big or too small to be excused from.
The Art of Phrasing
Our experts have identified the following top excuses to help you avoid actual work:
- My cat ate my keyboard
- I'm on a tight deadline to watch cat videos on YouTube
- I have to attend to my extensive collection of antique teapots
- I'm waiting for the muse to strike (or my coffee to kick in)
- I have a prior commitment to my fantasy football team (aka my couch)
- My grandmother's 80th birthday party is next week and I need to plan the cake
Justifying the Need for More Time
Blaming It On the Internet