Procrastinatin 101 is the ultimate guide for those who wish to achieve the perfect balance between work and leisure. In this module, we'll explore the core principles of doing nothing.
Lesson 1: The 3-2-1 Rule
For every 3 hours spent on a task, take 2 breaks to scroll through social media, and 1 hour to contemplate the meaning of life. This ratio is crucial for optimal productivity.
Lesson 2: The Art of Distraction
Learn how to focus on anything but the task at hand. Master the art of playing video games, watching cat videos, or folding intricate origami while still appearing to work.
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