Welcome to Step 8 of our 12-step program on Procrastination Looping, where you'll find the perfect excuse for doing nothing. In this step, we'll explore the art of pretending to be busy.
Here's a tip: whenever someone asks you what you're working on, just say "Oh, it's a project." That way, you can avoid any follow-up questions.
Proceed to Step 9: The Art of Creating a To-Do List with No Intent of Ever Doing It Go back to Step 7: The Science of Finding a Good Excuse