Task-Displacement Technique

For the ambitious, a technique so simple, yet so divine. Replace one task with another, more enjoyable one. Like trading a root canal for a root beer.

Example: "I have to do laundry, but I'd rather go to the beach." Replace the laundry with a virtual beach, and voilà! Productivity soars.

Disclaimer:

Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include: increased screen time, decreased productivity, and spontaneous combustion from staring at a blank white page for too long.

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Studies have shown that 9 out of 10 people who used this technique still managed to finish their laundry. The 10th person is still on the couch, eating Cheetos.