The Ultimate Procrastination Hack: Binge-Watching
For the truly ambitious procrastinator, nothing beats the thrill of binge-watching an entire season of your favorite show in one sitting. It's a delicate balance of entertainment and productivity, much like a fine wine and cheese pairing. But don't just stop at TV shows – take it to the next level with our exclusive guide to binge-watching strategy:
- Clear your schedule for an entire day (or three)
- Stock up on snacks and drinks (energy drinks not recommended)
- Set up a comfortable viewing station (bean bag chair, blankets, and a mini fridge)
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Procrastination by Proxy: The Art of Pretending to Work
For those who want to appear productive without actually being productive, we have the art of pretending to work. It's a delicate dance of keyboard clicks, cursor movements, and strategically placed browser tabs. Our expert guide will show you how to:
- Open multiple tabs to create the illusion of multitasking
- Use the Pomodoro Technique for maximum productivity (just kidding, it's just for show)
- Create a fake project schedule (complete with arbitrary deadlines and fake milestones)
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