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1. Learn to play a musical instrument (Bonus points if it's the accordion)
2. Read a novel while simultaneously watching cat videos (The art of multitasking)
3. Practice extreme napping (A delicate balance of sleep and wakefulness)
4. Master the ancient art of doing nothing (The art of achieving nothing)
5. Join a book club for procrastinators (Socialize with fellow procrastinators)
6. Celebrate the beauty of a blank page (The joy of starting from scratch)
7. Learn to cook a three-course meal in one minute (Time management, folks!)
8. Create a time capsule for your future self (The art of procrastinating about the future)
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