Step 5: Blindly Scrambling for Remote Controls

Welcome to the pinnacle of Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious! In this technique, we'll teach you how to find the perfect remote control, not by using your eyes, but by feeling your way around the room.

It's all about trusty old-fashioned tactile sense and a pinch of luck.

Here's how to get started:

• Close your eyes and spin around the room in a circle while flailing your arms wildly.
• Feel for any familiar shapes or textures, like the curve of a remote or the ridges on a VHS player.
• Once you've found what you think might be a remote, grab it and give it a good shake.
• If it starts beeping or flashing, you've got a remote! If not, try again.

And that's it! You're now a pro at blindly scrambling for remote controls. Don't worry, your friends and family won't mind the occasional knocked-over plant or destroyed TV dinner.

Next up: Braille for Remotes!