Welcome to the art of task scattering, where the goal is not to get more done, but to make it look like you're trying.
Create a fake to-do list with tasks you'll never actually do, but make sure to update it regularly.
Do the minimum amount of work on multiple tasks at once, while appearing to be focused.
Study the ancient art of doing nothing, and perfecting the technique of looking busy while doing it.
Remember, the goal of task scattering is not to get things done, but to look like you're getting things done. Happy scattering!