Advanced Task Swapping Techniques for the Ambitious Procrastinator

Because who needs to actually do anything productive?

Swapping 101

Master the art of swapping tasks with our patented Triple-Decker Task Swap Technique:

  1. Identify three tasks you're not doing
  2. Swap one with your neighbor
  3. Swap the other two with a stranger on the internet

Example:

Task 1: Clean the house

Task 2: Do the laundry

Task 3: Watch cat videos on YouTube

Get more tips on Task Swapping here.