Advanced Procrastination Techniques
For the truly ambitious procrastinator, the art of task-swapping is the key to achieving ultimate productivity.
Step 1: Swap Your To-Do List with a More Interesting One
Identify the most thrilling tasks you can't possibly fit into your schedule and swap them with more mundane ones. For example, swap a meeting with a colleague for a meeting with a potted plant.
Remember, the key is to find the perfect balance between productivity and creative avoidance. May the odds be ever in your favor!