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Advanced Task Swapping Techniques

For the truly ambitious procrastinator, task swapping is an art form. It's not just about putting off one task, but about replacing it with another, more interesting one.

Here's the secret to mastering the art:

Step 1: Find a worthy distraction

Read the fine print on your existential dread to understand the importance of finding a worthy distraction. Then, head to this comprehensive guide to discover the perfect distraction.

Some popular options include:

Step 2: Justify Your Existence

According to our resident existential dread expert, justifying your existence is crucial to effective task swapping.

Here's a step-by-step guide to help you get started:

  1. Remind yourself that you're a unique and special snowflake
  2. Make a list of your accomplishments (no matter how small)
  3. Practice self-care (or, you know, just eat a sandwich)

And that's it! With these advanced task swapping techniques, you'll be well on your way to becoming a master procrastinator.

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