Creative Reasoning: A Procrastination Hack

Technique 102: The Art of Justifying Your Existential Crisis

In a world filled with infinite choices and responsibilities, it's easy to get bogged down in analysis paralysis. That's why we've developed the Creative Reasoning Technique 102: The Art of Justifying Your Existential Crisis.

This innovative approach involves rationalizing your every action, thought, and decision with elaborate, self-justifying explanations. It's like having a personal philosophy major in your head, constantly justifying your existence.

Here's how to put it into practice:

• Take any decision or action, no matter how mundane.
• Justify it with a grand, existential narrative.
• Repeat as necessary.

Example:

You: "I'm not doing my taxes because, as a free-thinking individual, I must question the very fabric of societal norms that dictate the filling-out of forms."

Friend: "But, like, you have to pay taxes."

You: "Exactly, my friend. The system is designed to control us, and I refuse to be a part of it. My non-payment of taxes is a statement of rebellion."

And so the cycle continues.

Ready to give it a try?

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