Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious: Colour-Coding the Future

Are you tired of wasting your life away on mundane tasks? Do you dream of coding the next big thing while lounging on your couch? Look no further! Colour-Coding the Future is the ultimate procrastination hack for the ambitious.

Step 1: Assign Arbitrary Colours to Everything

Take any task or project and assign it a colour. Not just any colour, but a colour that speaks to your soul. Red for deadlines, blue for bugs, green for 'I have no idea what I'm doing.'

Subpage: Colour Theory for Slackers

Want to take your colour-coding game to the next level? Read about the intricacies of colour theory as applied to coding projects.

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Step 2: Visualize the Future in Bold Colours

Use your assigned colours to create a mind map of your future coding projects. The more colours, the merrier! (Or, you know, more confusing.)

Subpage: Colouring Your Future with Brights

Want to see your future in technicolour? Learn how to use your assigned colours to create a kaleidoscope of possibilities.

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