Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious

Cribbing and Whining: Advanced Techniques

Warning: the following techniques are highly addictive and may lead to permanent productivity loss.

1. Cribbing: The Art of Doing Less with More Words

Perfect your craft by writing 10,000 word reports on a 5,000 word assignment. It's all about volume, folks!

Cribbing Theory: A Mathematical Explanation

2. Whining: The Science of Complaining about Everything

Develop a keen ear for the sound of your own whining voice. Practice complaining about everything: the weather, the coffee, the cat.

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