Pretending to be busy: The art of procrastination with style

Techniques:

1. The classic "I'm on a call" excuse: Perfect for when you're actually just scrolling through cat videos on your phone.

2. The "I'm in a meeting" defense: Ideal for when you're playing video games or watching paint dry.

3. The "I'm on a deadline" lie: Great for when you're actually just browsing Reddit.

Advanced techniques:

Learn to pretend to be a busy person in style with these expert tips:

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Frequently asked questions about pretending to be busy.