Step 4: Reading the Weather Report

Where the Art of Procrastination Takes Hold

At this stage, you're getting close to mastering the ancient art of procrastination. You've made it to the final act of your project, and now all you have to do is wait for the weather to decide your fate.

• Check your phone for any updates on the weather forecast. Tap, swipe, and scroll with reckless abandon.
• Read about the weather in a language that's as vague as possible, e.g., "Partly cloudy with a high chance of 'maybe's".
• Make sure to check for any severe weather alerts. Nothing says "procrastination" like knowing that a tornado is about to hit your neighborhood, and you still have to get to the gym.

And then, the pièce de résistance: Read Between the Lines for any hidden meanings in the weather report.

Remember, the key to mastering the art of procrastination is to never actually do anything. Stay tuned for more procrastination hacks, but for now, go ahead and check the weather!

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