Step 5: Reading the Entire Internet: The Ultimate Procrastination Hack

In this step, you'll learn the most advanced technique in the art of procrastination: reading the entire internet. Because, why settle for just reading one article when you can read all articles?

Benefits of Reading the Entire Internet

• You'll never have to make small talk with strangers again.
• You'll be the last person to know about every breaking news story.
• You'll have a PhD in procrastination.