Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious

Tip #1: The Pomodoro Technique for Slackers

Focus for 25 minutes, then take a 5-minute break to browse cat videos. Repeat.

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Tip #2: The Art of Doing Nothing

Embrace the joy of staring at a blank wall. It's like meditation, but with more dust.

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Tip #3: The Power of Multitasking

Watch Netflix while simultaneously browsing Twitter, browsing cat pictures, and playing solitaire. It's like productivity, but with more cat pictures.

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