Procrastination Hacks

Underpants Gnome Techniques: Because Who Needs Productivity, Anyway?

• Steal Your Neighbor's Snack – A classic move that requires little to no motivation, perfect for the underpants gnomes!
• Play Video Games for 12 Hours Straight – A marathon session that'll leave you with a temporary sense of accomplishment and a permanent case of carpal tunnel!
• Build a Bridge with Play-Dough – Because what's more important than building a bridge when you can build a mediocre, edible structure with play dough?
• Hire a Robot to Do It For You – Because, honestly, why bother when you can pay someone else to do the work for you?

But wait, there's more! If you're really struggling, you can always try:

		// hire a robot to do your work for you, but only after you've exhausted all other options
		// including, but not limited to:
			// playing video games for 12 hours
			// building a bridge with play dough
			// stealing your neighbor's snack
			// reorganizing your sock drawer (for 4 hours)
	

Learn more about hiring a robot to do it for you!

Disclaimer: Results may vary. Robots are not responsible for any damage caused during their employment.