Underpants gnomes are known for their impressive ability to procrastinate, but what if you want to take it to the next level? Here are some techniques to help you achieve the perfect state of doing nothing:
Combine multiple tasks to maximize procrastination potential! Start with a task, then add a few dozen browser tabs, a few video games, and a cat video marathon. Voilà!
Learn More about Multitasking with DistractionsMake small, insignificant promises to yourself to keep yourself occupied. "Just check this one email," or "just check this one social media." Before you know it, you'll be stuck for hours!
Learn More about The Art of Micro-CommitmentsRemind yourself of all the things you've already accomplished, like that one time you ate a whole pizza by yourself. Focus on the past successes to justify the present inaction.
Learn More about The Power of Self-ValidationDid you know that underpants gnomes are secretly organized into a complex social hierarchy? The alpha underpants gnomes control the others, who in turn control the snacks. Learn more about the fascinating underpants gnome society!
Explore the Underpants Gnome Society Read about the Gnome UprisingStill struggling to find the perfect procrastination technique? Don't worry, we have a few more underpants gnomes with expertise to share! Visit our Underpants Gnome Experts page for more procrastination tips and tricks.