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Buying More Stuff: The Art of Procrastination

Warning: this technique is highly addictive and may lead to financial ruin, cluttered living spaces, and a severe case of buyer's remorse.

Advanced Techniques:

1. Subscribe to monthly delivery services for things you never knew you needed

2. Indulge in Impulse Buying Syndrome: the thrill of the purchase, the agony of the bill

3. Schedule Retail Therapy Sessions with your wallet

4. Participate in Online Shopping Marathons: where the only reward is the next purchase

5. Buy in bulk, because who needs storage space?

Disclaimer:

Not responsible for any damage caused by this technique. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: debt, anxiety, and spontaneous combustion (just kidding about that last one, or are we?).

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