Organizing Your Desk: The Art of Procrastination

Step 1: Clear the clutter, clear the mind.

Step 2: Create a "To-Don't" list, because let's face it, you're not going to do that thing.

Step 3: Use colorful sticky notes to mark your favorite procrastination spots.

Step 4: Set up a "Procrastination Station" with the essentials: snacks, cat videos, and a comfortable chair.

Step 5: Establish a "No-Phone-Zone" to avoid those pesky work calls and texts.

Step 6: Create a "Procrastination Schedule" to plan your day according to your favorite activities.

Remember, the key to success is not being productive, but being consistent in your procrastination.

Procrastination Is Not My Problem (a philosophical treatise)