In the Galactic Empire, we pride ourselves on our ability to achieve greatness through sheer force of will, despite an utter lack of effort.
Our Advanced Theories of Procrastination are the cornerstone of our success, allowing us to conquer planets, defeat our enemies, and perfect the art of doing nothing.
Advanced Theory 1, The Art of Doing Nothing, dictates that the key to success lies in the mastery of the 'Serenity Loop', a never-ending cycle of browsing, scrolling, and occasionally opening another tab.
Advanced Theory 2, The Science of Delaying, reveals the secrets of the ancient art of putting off tasks until the last possible moment, thereby maximizing productivity and minimizing actual work.
Learn more about Advanced Theory 3: The Physics of Procrastination and how it explains the fundamental laws of Relativity of Deadlines.
Discover the mysteries of Advanced Theory 4: The Philosophy of Binge-Watching and how it relates to the existential implications of Netflix.