In a shocking turn of events, a group of highly trained professionals (read: college students) at the prestigious Institute for Advanced Procrastination Techniques (IAPT) were tasked with creating the ultimate guide to avoiding productivity.
Their mission, should they choose to accept it, was to craft a document that would rival the ancient Sumerian Epic of Gilgamesh in its sheer volume of irrelevant details and meandering narrative.
After weeks of intense research (i.e., browsing cat videos on YouTube), our team of experts managed to craft a 500-page tome on the art of doing nothing.