Procrastination Policies: The Art of Doing Nothing

Step 1: The Art of the Perfect Excuse

In this, the first of our seven steps, you will learn how to create the perfect excuse for not doing anything. A masterclass in creative evasive action.

By following these expertly crafted tips, you'll be able to justify even the most egregious of tasks as mere trifles, and avoid the crushing weight of productivity.

Continue to Step 2: The Art of the Perfect Distraction