Our Team
Meet our team of expert procrastinators:
Where time is a distant memory
Welcome to the Procrastination Station, where the only thing we do is nothing.
Our expert team of procrastinators have crafted a carefully designed system to ensure that you do absolutely nothing.
Click on the links below to learn more about our services and how to do nothing like the pros.
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We are proud to announce that our team of expert procrastinators have set a new world record for watching cat videos in one sitting!
We will be celebrating this achievement with a 4-hour video marathon, starting now. Don't be late!
Read more about the video marathonMeet our team of expert procrastinators:
Q: Is Procrastination Station a real thing?
A: No.
Q: Why do you exist?
A: Because someone has to.
Q: Can I get a refund for my wasted time?
A: Negative. You're welcome.