Procrastination Tales

Welcome to Procrastination Tales, where we celebrate the art of doing nothing.

Browse our collection of stories, poems, and essays on the art of avoiding productivity:

• Binge Watching: The Epic Quest for the Perfect Marathon
• Snacking Epics: A Study of Consuming Entire Pizza Parties
• Essays on Nothingness: The Search for Meaning in the Vacuum

Or, if you're feeling particularly unmotivated, try our Random Story Generator:

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