The Folding Triangle Technique: A Procrastination Masterclass

Welcome, fellow procrastinators, to the most advanced, most sophisticated, and most utterly useless technique in the art of putting things off. The Folding Triangle Technique is a powerful tool that will help you fold your way to productivity... not.

Step 1: Fold Your Tasks into a Triangle

• Take a task and fold it into a triangle shape
• Fold the triangle into thirds
• Repeat steps 1-2 ad infinitum

Step 4: Enjoy the Futility of Your Existence

This is where the magic happens. As you fold and refold your tasks, you'll begin to realize that you've accomplished nothing. But hey, at least you've got a nice triangle to show for it!

Need more guidance? Check out our advanced folding techniques:

• Step 5: The Infinite Refolding Loop
• Bonus Exercise: Folding a Cat in a Triangle

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try folding a different shape:

• The Spiral of Destruction: A Procrastination Technique for the Truly Lost
• The Amoeba Method: Because Who Needs a Plan, Anyway?