Because, let's be real, writing a story is just an excuse to watch cat videos on YouTube.
Start with a blank piece of paper, or in this case, your favorite writing app. Stare at the blank space for a while, trying not to break the silence.
Maybe take a few minutes to imagine your favorite fictional world. Think about your favorite characters, places, and plot twists.
Now, take a break to check your phone. Scroll through social media, respond to some comments, and wonder why your favorite celebrity's hair is so shiny.
Return to your story, only to find that your cat has knocked over your cup of coffee, covering your keyboard in a puddle of liquid brown delight.
Laugh maniacally, and start over. Repeat this process until you've created a story that's a bestseller, or at least a decent Reddit post.
Hyperlink to Procrastination Technique 13: Play an Interactive Music Instrument for more creative ways to do absolutely nothing!
Or, if you're feeling extra lazy, click Procrastination Technique 11: Take a Nap to recharge your creative energy.
But don't get too comfortable, because Procrastination Technique 14: Make a Spontaneous Decision to Start a Project is just around the corner, waiting to pounce on your productivity.
Or, if all else fails, just remember: Procrastination Technique 10: Ask a Friend to Do It for You.
Remember, the key to writing a creative story is to never actually start writing it. Good luck with that!