Procrastination Techniques - The 5 Taste Test

Technique #1: The Art of Binge-Watching

Watch 5 hours of cat videos in one sitting. The endorphin rush will be intense.

Technique #2: The Power of Prolonged Procrastination

Stare blankly at the screen for 10 minutes, pretending it's a Zen koan.

Technique #3: The Binge-Reading Binge-Watching Paradox

Read 10 articles on the same topic, only to forget what it's about.

Technique #4: The Art of Virtual Procrastination

Get lost in a 3D video game for 5 hours, only to remember you're still hungry.

Technique #5: The Master of Procrastination Jargon

Learn 50 new words for "procrastination" and use them in every sentence.