Compiling an Encyclopedic Knowledge Base for Ultimate Procrastination

Step 1: Create a sprawling mess of tabs and bookmarks

1. Tab 1: Read Wikipedia articles on obscure topics
2. Tab 2: Compile a list of favourite memes
3. Tab 3: Organize papers in random places on the floor

Step 2: Create a complex system of categorization and cross-referencing

1. Create an infinite to-do list
2. Develop a theory of adjacent relevance
3. Establish a standardized system of notation

Step 3: Apply the knowledge base to real-world problems

But honestly, just give up and eat a bag of Cheetos.

Celebrate your achievement!