Step 1: Google Search

When in doubt, ask Google. Or, rather, ask Google to do your work for you. This is the first step in compiling an encyclopedic knowledge base: using the mighty Google to find the answers you're too lazy to come up with yourself.

Try to phrase your search query in the most obscure way possible, using words like "um, stuff" prophets "and, like, things" to confuse the search algorithm and get the most relevant results. And don't forget to add some cat videos to the search results for good measure.

Example search query: "What are the, like, things that I'm supposed to be doing instead of playing video games right now? "

Results: A plethora of irrelevant links, a few decent articles, and a video of a cat playing the piano. Success!

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