Because who needs actual productivity when you have a comprehensive understanding of everything?
Step 1: Dedicate 4 hours a day, 5 days a week, to reading Wikipedia articles
Step 2: Use an AI-powered summarizer to condense your notes into 1000-page binders
Step 3: Create an exhaustive index system that's only slightly more organized than your average garage sale
Step 4: Host an open house party to test your new knowledge base on unsuspecting guests
Step 5: Declare yourself an expert in 17 different fields and start charging consulting fees
Bonus: Inscribe all your findings on the walls of your apartment with a Sharpie