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The Defer-o-Brutal Guide to Deferring Decision

Welcome to the definitive resource for the art of putting things off until the last possible moment.

Below, you'll find a list of expertly curated strategies to defer your decisions, because, you know, you've got better things to do... like play video games.

Deferring Decision: The Art of Doing Nothing
Deferring Decision: The Science of Doing Nothing
Deferring Decision: The Philosophy of Doing Nothing

Subpages:

Technique 1: The "I'll Just Check Twitter Real Quick" Technique
Technique 2: The "I'll Just Check Facebook Real Quick" Technique
Technique 3: The "I'll Just Watch a YouTube Video Real Quick" Technique

Other Procrastination Strategies:

The "Learn to Code in 30 Days or Less" Technique
The "Build a Time Machine" Technique
The "Create a To-Do List with Infinite Tasks" Technique