Tactics for the Chronically Indolent

When the task at hand is too daunting, try the following:

• Learn to Code in Your Socks – A time-tested technique for writing functional JavaScript while wearing socks.
• Pretend You Are an Expert – A foolproof method for convincing yourself that you already know everything.
• Take an Unnecessary Break – A scientifically proven way to refresh your mind by watching cat videos.
• Declare Your Project Abandoned – A bold move that guarantees no actual progress will be made.

For more advanced techniques, see our Advanced Tactics page.