Playing Video Games: The Ultimate Procrastination Technique

Warning: this technique may lead to permanent brain damage, social isolation, and a sudden loss of productivity.

Binge Watching: A Procrastination Technique for the Discerning Individual

Step 1: Find a Game to Play

Surf the internet for the most mind-numbingly complex game you can find. Bonus points if it's from the 90s.

Step 2: Ignore Real Life for Hours On End

Step 2: Ignore Real Life for Hours On End

Set up a gaming station with an endless supply of snacks, energy drinks, and a comfortable gaming chair. You're welcome.

Step 3: Create an Entirely New Reality

Step 3: Create an Entirely New Reality

Convince yourself that you're actually a character in the game, and that the real world is just a simulation.

Step 4: Develop a Sudden Onset of Amnesia

Step 4: Develop a Sudden Onset of Amnesia

Forget that you had a deadline, a job, or a social life. Repeat: "I'm a gamer, hear me roar!"