Procrastination Techniques

The Ancient Art of Procrastination

Binge-Watching TV Shows - Because who needs human interaction?
Playing Video Games - The ultimate productivity killer!
Mastering the Art of Cooking Random Ingredients - Who needs a recipe, anyway?
Becoming fluent in Cat Facts - Feline linguistics are hard, you know!

The Dark Arts of Procrastination

Organizing Your Cable Organization System - Priorities, people!
Creating a To-Do List for Your To-Do List - The infinite loop of procrastination!
Scheduling Your Schedule - The ultimate time-waster!

Note: I've included a few links to subpages that are currently not implemented, but would be great places to explore in a full implementation of the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic.