PROCRASINATION TECHNIQUES

THE CREATIVELY-NAPPING LOOP

Welcome to the creatively napping loop, where time is a luxury and motivation is a myth. Here, the art of procrastination is taken to new heights of absurdity and genius.

Step 1: Plan the Perfect Excuse

In this first step, we craft our excuse of the day. Will it be a cat in a tutu, a family emergency, or a sudden case of the Mondays? The possibilities are endless!

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Step 2: Find the Perfect Distraction

Step 2: Find the Perfect Distraction. Will it be a cat video marathon, a social media scroll-a-palooza, or a deep dive into the world of memes? The options are endless and so are the hours!

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