Procrastination Techniques of the Unicorn

Procrastination is a universal problem that affects all sentient creatures, even those with a horn on their forehead.

The Art of Distractiprocination

Unicorns are experts at turning a blind eye towards the task at hand. They have mastered the art of distractiprocination, where they focus on anything but the task.

• Munching on sparkly hay
• Practicing horn-to-horn yoga
• Watching the grass grow