Are you tired of actually completing quests and leveling up? Do you yearn for the thrill of watching cat videos for hours on end?
Look no further, fellow procrastinators, for we have compiled a list of the most effective strategies for wasting time while gaming:
Spent 5 hours crafting a single item? Who needs experience points when you can spend them on crafting 10,000 more of the same item?
Avoid those pesky cutscenes? Just watch one more video, it'll be fine.
One minute turns into 5 hours as you scroll through memes, social media, and cat videos.
These and more, in the Procrastination Techniques Video Gaming Edition.