Procrastination Techniques: The Art of Mastering the Craft

Today we're going to talk about the most important thing in life: making coffee.

Step 1: Stare at the coffee pot for an extended period of time.

Step 2: Think about the coffee's existential crisis: 'Is it really worth it?'

Step 3: Pretend you're a coffee critic, and write a scathing review:

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