Procrastination Techniques 101: The Art of Doing Nothing

Are you tired of actually accomplishing anything? Do you find productivity to be a soul-sucking, creativity-crushing concept?

Technique #1: The Power of Prolonging

• Drown in the depths of a 20-minute snooze
• Phone Farming: The Art of Tending to Your Virtual Herd
• Get lost in the infinite loop of social media

Technique #2: The Science of Distraction

• Binge-watch an entire season in one sitting
• Escape into a virtual world of pixelated bliss
• Surrender to the abyss of internet memes