Advanced Procrastination Techniques

Cooking Up Distractions

When you're really, really stuck, try these advanced techniques:

• Burn It All Down - Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. Start a fire in the kitchen and watch as your productivity goes up in smoke.
• Make a Sandwich - The classic procrastination technique: do the thing that takes the least amount of effort and call it a 'lunch break'
• The Art of Doing Nothing - A delicate balance of doing enough to look busy while still accomplishing nothing.