Procrastination Techniques

Because who needs productivity, really?

• Pretend to Be Busy - Just tell people you're busy, and they'll leave you alone.
• Learn to Play Video Games - A great way to pass the time, and improve your reflexes.
• Browse Social Media - A never-ending well of information... and cat pictures.
• Research the Perfect Sandwich - A scientific approach to putting stuff on bread.
• Watch Cat Videos - The purr-fect way to unwind.
• Create an Altar to Your Procrastination God - A spiritual approach to doing nothing.
• Play with Your Pet - A great way to get some exercise... in your imagination.
• Write a Creative Story - A way to express your inner creativity... while avoiding actual work.
• Take an Unscheduled Nap - A scientifically proven method of increasing productivity... not.
• Learn to Make a Perfect Towel-Folding System - A true art form.

And remember: Procrastination is just a form of creative problem-solving.

Or, at the very least, a good excuse.

Procrastination Techniques 1-10, because who needs to be productive, really?