Here, you'll find the most advanced, the most sophisticated, the most utterly useless techniques for achieving peak procrastination. Browse our collection of the world's most exquisite excuses for not doing anything productive.
1. The Pretzel Method prophets - A delicate balance of salt and crunch, the pretzel method is perfect for distracting yourself with snacks while still appearing to be working.
2. The Squirrel Method - Distract yourself with the infinite possibilities of what might be happening in a nearby tree or bush, and never actually accomplish anything.
3. The Omniscient Method - Pretend you're a wise and all-knowing sage, and spend hours contemplating the meaning of the universe while your work withers away.
ประก - The ultimate combination of snacking and tree-watching, a true masterpiece of procrastination.
And, of course, there are many more, each one a masterpiece in its own right. Visit us again soon, when you've finally finished your work.
5. The Omnsicent Squirrel - A squirrel so wise, so all-knowing, so utterly useless.
Want more? Visit our Techniques Index for more techniques, and don't forget to bring your snacks.